Welcome to Iron Cheesecake. Here you will find many random and possibly freaky annimations all built in Macromedia Flash. Click on a movie on the left or the movie link at the top to access our range of movies. You can also use the form below to subscribe to our newsletter and get updates of all our new movies.

26/07/2004: Wow, seven months. I never have up hope on Iron Cheesecake though, movies still boiled in the back of by mind. Today that faith pays off - Iron Cheesecake is back!

24/12/2003: Well its Christmas Eve - merry Christmas y'all! I am uploading the Christmas special movie now although thanks to some server side scripting you won't have access to it until midnight - like I said it won't be available till Christmas day but this way as soon as Christmas day begins you can watch it.

21/12/2003: Now is the fine to sign up for the newsletter because I am just putting the final touches to the Christmas special movie which will be released on Christmas day :). Yes I have nothing better to do then upload movies.

17/12/2003: Finally got round to an update. Still got many newsletters that need sending out, a to do list which is growing, although thankfully not at a great rate. I need to head off now but I will be around with some new movies soon. Check out the new one, I have had it in mind for a while.

06/12/2003: Another update within a week of the last, I thought it had been longer. But thats besides the point take a look at the latest movie - a deeply impacting documentary on the shapes of our universe.

30/11/2003: I can't say much because I am at a party and its just past midnight but half an hour when the party was still at the church hall and not at my house I took this video of a sulute to my parents 25th weeding anniversery by some of their friends. Check it out. Its almost 2 mb but its worth it.

18/11/2003: Wow it has nearly been a week since my last update. Of course sometimes the site can go for a month with no updates but with my recent trends a week is suprising. I have plenty of ideas to work with thought it is simply getting round to them. I might send a newsletter out at the end of today - epsecially for ou JD ;). Yeah, if you don't want your inbox full then check your emails more often.

Anyway todays new movie is Kennedy Conspiracy; seen as their is a documentary coming on TV soon about it, it got me hyped up to do a movie about good old JFK. I have also fixed the Monkey Dance movie so that you do not get the title screen each time it loops.

Ah excellent I did get time to do some more today. I have a few more ideas kicking around so hopefully I will manage to get these ideas out soon, until then sit back, relax and watch the brand new episode of Junfan & McPie Mysteries.

Hu, managed to upload the remainder of the video that was taken by Andy and Deni when I foolishly let them get hold of my video camera. This form the basis for The Happy Gang episode 4. Definatly time for a newsletter now I think.

12/11/2003: Heading out with Deni and Carl tonight but seen as nobody cares about my personal life considering how warped and twisted it could well be I shall talk more on todays movies. We are kicking off with a new episode of Peeping Martin! Hopefully I will get another one done tonight too.

Well suddenly every movie seems to have new seqels and Mr Yogert also has a new episode with the 4th in the series, one of our longest running series, as he goes for a bit of singing. Plus I have just done Monkey Dance the movie as well.

11/11/2003: Peeping Martin may not be here but the night is reasonably young and I finally got round to making episode one of Junfan and McPie mysteries which turned out better than I had originally hoped it would.

Woohoo I am still going with the movies as this new one proves, I already have out a sequel to McPie & Junfan Mysteries with their second wacky episode. They are fun to do and pretty simple too so I may do some more sometime.

10/11/2003: Its hard to beleive that less than 2 weeks after Halloween, my Halloween special annimation has already been pushed off the new movies list to make way for the new content I am adding. Although with it being episode 3 of the Happy Gang I am sure you will agree it is a worthy course.

I also got round to making Inner City phone conversation which I have a strange desire to call Inter City phone conversation as it looks so much better - those going through my source code will notice the movie file is named that. No promises on this one but I may start work on a new Peeping Martin tommorow.

08/11/2003: Wow a day of celebration! There are no less than two new Iron Cheesecake movies added to the line up today pushing Death Body Spray and Ron Howard Groove off the new movies list. The first is random on the spot movie Freaky Weaky, pronounced just as it sounds for reference.

The second is the one which I have been wanting to do for a while and am fairly pleased with how it turned our providing all the ActionScript works fine - Gran on a spoon. Plus for those who had technical problems viewing Iraqi Tobaci it should now work fine.

So what are the new movies in celebration of? The movie to our new server of course! IronCheesecake.com is no longer just a pointer to the M World host, its now on Worfolk Online's new server, with a new email address, new domain mapping and more! Enjoy.

06/11/2003: I have an idea for a movie I really want to get done but until then there is this quick movie to keep you going until then. I'm not sure I quite understand it, its more of a puzzler than a humour one but never the less its in fitting with the Iron Cheesecake style.

04/11/2003: Due to much demand, it is finally out, the second episode of The Happy Gang! Yes you can rest easy now knowing that it wasn't a one off and there will be more than one episode. Sadly it pushes Forumula One Fan from the new movies section but then again - its a second episode of The Happy Gang!

I still want to make a few changes to the site such as using a file include on the left menu although that is a problem for later, right now its time to celebrate I beleive.

31/10/2003: Its halloween, the Simpsons special has been on TV, trick and treaters have been round and what I am doing? Of course I am taking photos and making wierd movies about the subject of halloween. Enjoy it; its 571KB but good!

19/10/2003: It has been a while since I have made any new movies but I really cannot find time to do some of the ones I wanted. However I did want a classic in your face movie (which would be compatable with Flash 3) that would be easy to make. The result - Ron Howard Groove. Enjoy.

The bad news is that Flash 3 does not support most of my scripts so its Flash 6. Still better than the usual Flash 6 though for backward compatability. I now have Flash Studio 7 although using Flash 6 allows me to compress movies I export in Flash 6 which is better. This movie could not be compressed however as its in Flash 5 although I built a preloader.

Then I found out that is only 13kb for some reason. Wierd. Still this should make it easy to load so have fun watching it over and over again. Also watch out for the Ben Stiller cameo 14 minutes in.

04/10/2003: It has been a while since any updates with all the problems I have been having with my laptop. Still I sent out a mailing a few days ago saying I would soon be releasing new material, and I shall deliver. Death Body Spray is now on site.

With the amount of pages rapidly rising, sorting out some way to update the menu on the left is going to become an issue eventually. Although I am sure I will think of something. For now I have reorded it to show the latest movies and some of the classics.

17/09/2003: Laptop is working again for the moment! Loads to update while I still can. Although all files are now backed up on my desktop too. I seemed to have missed mentioning Formula One Fan but thats on the site now. Just adding Micro Rolf Harris today which is the newest movie.

07/09/2003: Today I will be posting at least 2 movies which I finished yesterday - Mar! Bunny and Meatball Man so check those out. The rest of my day will probably be spent working on some new movies for sister site Hardy Ha TV. I also added a ZeroRed search box on the left. It allows you to search 15 engines in 1. Clever.

06/09/2003: Well I have just done the New Zealand phone conversation and am currently riding a wave storm of new ideas so I will hopefully have some more movies by the end of the day. 30 minutes later I return to write this line. I have just uploaded the third Mr Yoget movie and this time he has gone skate boarding. I also reorganised the movies so all 3 Mr Yogert movies can be found under the one Mr Yogert page.

Well the creative juices are still flowing and its not even noon. Well its about to turn noon as I write this. Anyway I have just finished putting together Formula One Fan, a movie that has been playing on my mind. Thanks to Gary for the inspiration.

Also I ran a few checks on my search engine positioning. Well nobody else really has a website called Iron Cheesecake so its a more of 'check for inclusion' thing. I'm top of Google, AllTheWeb, AltaVista, Ask.com, Yahoo, Mamma, Lycos, WebCrawler, Teoma.

I am not top on DogPile, Search.com, MetaCrawler, Excite and Blast Find so those are now classifed as semi loser search engines. And I am not listed at all in dmoz, Hotbot, MSN, WiseNut so those are complete loser search engines. Well we will show them, I have just added loads of meta descriptions and keywords. I will do another search in a few months see how things have changed.

25/08/2003: Well I did manage to sort Mr Yogert Bungee out. Its a slightly smaller file than the last one at 171 kb due to the video being smaller although its longer and I beleive looks better. Thats from what I saw working in Flash studio though. This one has a preloader so it all loads before it starts and hopefully this preloader should actually work due to some changes in the code removing problems.

24/08/2003: Well just filmed Mr Yogert's bungee jump. Lets just say he does not bungee too well ;). You should see the dent. Hopefully I should have that movie up by tommorow. Also in my continuing search for something to replace book surfing as it doesn't work as well as I had hoped, I tried shiney metal rod surfing and sock surfing. The latter worked best although they both worked well but the pole was wierd and the sock was not big enough so I might not have actually been surfing on it. My quest continues.

15/08/2003: That wacky Leprechaun has returned for his second episode. That makes our second series where the same theme has had more than one episode. Not counting phone conversations or singing toilets however. New hosting is still not online but I hope it should be up soon with a new email address and everything.

Also today I got round to creating the 'Get a room!' movie which has a link on the left. Check that random people out that appear in that. I tried book surfing today but I don't think it will work unfortunatly :(. The books don't slide like I hoped they would. Ah well. Plenty more crazy ideas coming your way.

09/08/2003: Well today saw me purchase www.ironcheesecake.com domain as well as upload the updates to the website and launch of the newsletter. Waiting for the domain to propogate seen as it was registered at around 10 am. Just finished the Mary Kate and Ashley Experiment movie ;) - check it out now! And sign up for the newsletter. So much to do, so little time.

05/08/2003: Despite musical annoyance from the campers next door I got Indian Phone Conversation done. Be home in 4 days where I can film a new one - book surfing! Also check my mountains of emails and I am still on track for purchasing ironcheesecake.com although my mind is wavering and I probably won't have chance to order it till Saturday - it being Tuesday today.

One other thing is I patched up errors in American Phone Conversatio and Legend of the Iron Cheesecake to stop them looping as they were doing previously. Don't worry - the major bug is now sorted, fixed, etc and we can all get on with our lives ;). Sign up for the newsletter! Do it now! Subbliminal advertising in this entry. Last time it was the fear of missing something. What tactic will I use to try and get you to sign up next time.

Wow the second ever three paragragh entry. This bit is annoucing the release of Big Brother India which I built after writing the above. Its been waving for some time and minus the real sound track is now available on the site - yay.

01/08/2003: What's that? You are about to sign up for the updates newsletter? Thats great! You won't want to miss new features such as todays - Singing Toilets II! Yes a new set of toilets take to the opera stage to sing with a cool percentage preloader too to help you count down the loading of 767kb. I hope you peeps have broadband though 56k's, its still worth the wait. Normal people would use their holiday footage for something mundane, but not me ;).

29/07/2003: Holidays are a time for thinking. Thinking of new movie ideas that is and I have loads. First stop is to list them in the planned movies section on the movies page. I am also thinking about how to structure the archiving of all this editorial I am writing. Maybe in 6 month periods. I dunno yet. One thing I am set on at the moment though is to buy ironcheesecake.com. Wonder if my mind will still be set the new time I get the oppenunity to make such a purchase.

Also I have to commend Bob Walker. In his recent Warhammer article he recommended saying the world 'wibble' every time your oppent picked up a dice in order to destract them ;). A tactic which works suprising well. Anyway - its now offical. Our first follow up movie, ie. one with two episodes is born. Peeping Martin II is now available. Hurray! Hopefully more to come today.

Three paragraphs. This is one big editorial. I have more movies too. I finished American Phone Conversation and started on Indian Phone Conversation as well as building Legend of the Iron Cheesecake.

26/07/2003: Well big news. I just created a database to store all the emails in for the new updates newsletter. This will send you alerts of all the changes and new movies posted on Iron Cheesecake. Now to work on the front end pages. Added a newsletter link under the site stuff menu and changed FAQ to FAQ Answers. Now to add the subscription box at the top of this page section bit type thing.

01/07/2003: Need a loan? Then check out the latest streaming media advert from Loanski & Co. Sadly this movie is like 1 Mb (1,000 kb) so you might want to replay it once you have it fully downloaded. Still its new and fresh and online. Ok scratch that, its the source code. The actual movie is only 60 kb ;).

29/06/2003: Well look whos back. Another spur of the moment type indea. Started work as soon as I remembered I was missing Star Trek. Motivation I guess. Ah well the new interactive game style movie to waste some time is now online.

18/06/2003: Yesterday I heard a great tale. Today I heard it again. And this time it inspired me to make a movie about it. Obviously its not true but its funny anyway.

What do you know, I got round to making the singing toilets (filming, editing, producing) today as well. This one really is a biggy at 420 kb so it might take a few mins over a 56k modem. Broadband users should have it loaded in 30 seconds or shorted though.

14/06/2003: Well another day and another new movie. The real question is can you sport the difference? The hopeful plan is for the site to get enough movies so that it becomes self sufficent almost. A few updates now and then but there will be so many movies that you won't get tried of them. Some kind of rotating menu bar so so it automatically changes either daily or randomly.

13/06/2003: Well I was routing through my old captures while backing up some video footage off my camcorder and found a small video file called Mr Yogert :). Its another one that I did while I presume I was stoned or something. Its freaking me out. Takes a bit longer to load as it has video - but only 193kb.

What what do you know. I even got round to making a second movie today. Took a bunch of random characters and thought "its time to do something with these," so I added them all into a short movie involving pain and death, etc. Also got round to adding three new pages - webmaster info, frequently asked questions and contacts.

09/06/2003: Finally got round to adding some more content with the introduction of the Office Assistant movie. More on their way. Really wanna do something with African Dave.